Hope by Rhian Ivory

Author:Rhian Ivory [Ivory, Rhian]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 111-1-11-111111-1
Publisher: Firefly Press Limited
Published: 2017-08-21T04:00:00+00:00

Hey, Dublin! Where are you? Sorry for swearing at you.

Is this how we’re going to communicate with one another now Ms Caps Lock? Cursing and cussing like dockers? I didn’t know girls knew language like that.

Well, this girl swears, so deal with it.

And you kiss your mother with that potty mouth?

Shut up about potties, you’re not American. Anyway, I’ve got something to tell you.

Howdy partner, now we’re talking. Hope it’s juicy. *Hope* See what I did there?

I just sang!

WTF? Talk sense woman.

Now who’s swearing! I sang to Kofi, a kid on the burns unit.

Right, and this is breaking news why?

And I sang to Nico.

Hold the front page. I’ll text Sky News. This could go viral.

Whatever, I knew you wouldn’t get it. It’s just I haven’t been able to do it in a while.

C’mere, I haven’t been able to do IT in a while either. Not many people to do IT with, out here in the sticks.

Think we’re talking about different ITs.

Ah, now that’s a terrible shame.

You have no shame!

Yeah, yeah. Heard that one before.

Gripping as this is, let’s change the subject. What are you up to?

Selling my bike. Going travelling. Going to Finneas Fog it round the world. Might take a wee while longer than 80 days though.

Didn’t know you had a bike and google how to spell Phileas Fogg. And Nellie Bly managed it in 72 DAYS! Not 80 but 72! So, you know, do your best yeah?

Sass, Ms Caps Lock! There’s lots you don’t know about me. I’m an international man of mystery. And who’s this Bly woman?

Really? International? Bet you’ve never even been abroad. Again, google her. We studied her in history. She was a journalist dealing with facts and real travel not fiction.

My travels aren’t fictional!

So where have your so-called travels taken you then?

I’ve been all the way over the sea to sunny Wales. It’s another country right? I definitely needed Google translate, couldn’t understand a word. Remember me now, your hero on the ferry?

Tropical Wales. Now I can see why you’d refer to yourself as mysterious. And there was nothing heroic about you. Not that I needed a hero.

Way harsh, Hope.

So, where are you going to go then, when you go on your big trip?

Somewhere far away from here that’s for sure. Maybe Canada.

Original.

Give me a break? I could have said New Zealand.

Or Australia. Have you actually booked any tickets then? Or, you know, actually got a passport?

Actually yeah I have. Actually.

Alright, so I repeated a word. What are you, the grammar police? So, are you scared of travelling or is it leaving your dad?

Am I shite. Course not. You’re talking out of your arse now.

We’re back to arses are we? And calm down, I was only joking.

Oh. Right. Awkward. Me da’ll be fine once he finds someone else to milk the girls.

I haven’t been to Italy for about a year and my mum is getting freaked out talking about all the things that could happen to two females travelling alone.

I could come too. International man of mystery ready and more than willing to protect travelling females.

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